Maybe he only speaks whale.

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass) 05/10/2017 at 16:14 • Filed to: TESLA MODEL HUMPBACK

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Mooo... Weeee neeeed... ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon. Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons? 

WilliamsSW > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/10/2017 at 16:27

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Prime example of a car that looks *far worse* in person than it does in photos. It looks like the offspring of a Model S and and old Toyota Sienna, that’s been living on fast food and taking steroids but *not* working out.

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/10/2017 at 16:32

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EggCar

shop-teacher > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/10/2017 at 16:32

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I cannot understand why some people think that turd looks good. I’ve said many times that it looks like a bloated whale carcass. “Wait until you see it in person,” people said. Yep, still looks like a bloated whale carcass.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > shop-teacher 05/10/2017 at 16:36

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Every one I’ve seen in person has seemed bloated, but the blue paint on this just drove home the whale carcass comparison.

shop-teacher > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/10/2017 at 16:41

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Yeah, I can see that. It’s a pretty color, but on such a horrible shape.

Ash78, voting early and often > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/10/2017 at 16:44

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Obviously a dentist. I’d be concerned it if were an eye doctor.

HammerheadFistpunch > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/10/2017 at 16:45

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What this is...is the worlds faster minivan. If thats your jam, own it and roll with it.

WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch 05/10/2017 at 17:01

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Also the world’s most expensive minivan, too—

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 05/10/2017 at 17:02

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“wait until you see it in person”?? I thought looked ‘meh’ in pictures - then I saw it in person and all I could think was “man that’s enormous”.

itschrome > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/10/2017 at 17:21

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it looks as dumb and stupid as any other cross over. at least this one can be fast?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 05/10/2017 at 17:22

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/worlds-fastest-minivan-1789199917

HammerheadFistpunch > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/10/2017 at 17:22

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ayup

Cash Rewards > shop-teacher 05/10/2017 at 17:44

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It is highly viewing angle dependant.

shop-teacher > Cash Rewards 05/10/2017 at 18:31

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Yeah. From some angles it looks terrible, and from others it looks even worse.